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Oh Snap Sik O Vit strikes again!!

Posted in Humor, News, Uncategorized on January 28, 2009 by alanwade

If you haven’t gone to www.blogstar.com you are missing out on some of the best live shows and recorded mayhem around. From people like you! My buddy SikOVit has one of the best shows this week…commercial mayhem.

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Oh Snap I’m a nerd!!

Posted in Uncategorized on September 3, 2008 by alanwade

You all know I play WOW (World of Warcraft) and love anything that makes fun or is light hearted about it well I’ll let the video speak for itself!!

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oh snap….. need I say more!!!

Posted in Uncategorized on September 2, 2008 by alanwade

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Oh Snap, it’s the pods from,”Invasion of the Body Snatchers!!”

Posted in Uncategorized on September 2, 2008 by alanwade

Ok not really but they kind of look that way, I mean wow this is the new coffin. Plus it’s green that’s right it’s a green coffin that means when you die you can either degree with you confines or rise up a lot easier as a zombie. Calling Agent Zulu I think they’re tring to make it easier for the attack to come. Bio degradable coffins and urns, well maybe not the urns!

See looks like and acorn, “The sky is falling …no what that’s just Uncle Ted!” Well I for one am sold when I go I want to be in a green coffin! Check out Greenupgrader.com for more green ways to live!

Oh snap, This guy does not look like a Nerd, really!

Posted in Uncategorized on September 2, 2008 by alanwade

Ok I tease this guy only in the fact that he really isn’t helping me get my wife to play the game . He looks like what every person thinks a World Of Warcraft (WOW) player looks like. I know this is not true I mean I and only 140 lbs. soaking wet and I only have have one sci-fi poster on my office wall. very little facial hair and I’ve only seen “Lord of the Rings” 100 times and the extended versions 200 times. Hmmm ok so maybe I still have the nerd ball rolling But at least I didn’t do a whole series on how to play WOW in nerd uniform.Any who this site really has some good how to’s. Now if I can only get my wife to Level up a night elf female Shammy with big breasts…I’m in like flint!Oh snap I’ve gone to far again…I’m out like Gustav! (What too soon!)

Oh Snap …airplanes delayed more!!

Posted in Uncategorized on August 26, 2008 by alanwade

I guess when you buy cheap PCs you get delayed flights all over the USA! Well it wasn’t the cheapness of the computer they say, it was the Georgia facility that was down causing delays more than when you have to take off you shoes, pull out your laptop,and spread your cheeks. (You know which ones!) Hey don’t take my word for it check this out!

Oh Snap five things you must do when moving from a small to a bigger small town!

Posted in Uncategorized on August 25, 2008 by alanwade

Hey BroSuess here, you remember me the BB gun guy. Well I just moved from a small town to a bigger small town. (If that makes any sense.) In this move I made alot of mistakes which I don’t what anyone else to make. So here are my top five things you must NOT do when moving that will make it easier for you!

  1. Don’t move the same day you find the place your moving. We run and put the deposit down and had 5 boxes ready to go, but we didn’t pack anything else…this made the whole WEEK of moving really long. “Honey I’ll pack up the kitchen today!” “Ok baby I’ll move it right when your done!” Needless to say lots of ,”Where the hell is this?”, started to be asked from day one. Headache number one!
  2. Men don’t do the,”I’ll move the heavy stuff by myself “honey” thing!!” That’s right wifey needs to help lift the couch, or the 51″ rear projection TV made of wood that made my back crack like,”Snap, crackle, and pop” cereal! I also had a full size arcade machine (Street Fighter II). That son of a Bitch is heavy (500 lbs. plus) Now with that being said I have to give a shot out to the guy that helped me get that in the new house!!! Headache number two!
  3. Make sure the Electric company has the RIGHT address. That’s right I told them Palestine,TX but they turn the power on in Arlington,TX. Do they rhyme…no! Do they both have the same street… well yes but different zip codes. I even corrected the lady and told her Palestine and she said she fixed it. Then on move day my wife,son and I were in the dark. Luckily they did record the call and they corrected the problem. Headache number three!!!
  4. Do not have sex in a dark hot house!! While the power was out me and the wifey thought “Hey lets break this house in!”, only to find that my wife has alot of hole she doesn’t want filled. I didn’t realize I needed a light that badly!
  5. Beer Beer and more Beer! After not before, not during but after have a beer. I tried to have a beer while moving stuff in, then the power didn’t come on and I was not hydrated and man that headache was bad. What made it worst was the wife yelling,  son crying and neighbors trying to be friendly when you just want to sleep. Yeah wait to the end and then get happy!!

All in all a good move was had by me and the wife but I hope these help you when that big move comes!

Oh Snap, I’m out like a 3 foot trout!!

Oh Snap Now the Olympics are over!!

Posted in Uncategorized on August 24, 2008 by alanwade

This is what the bored over seas Asian man does after coming home to a dirty house from living in a hotel in Beijing all week.I will say this is a smart way to get kids to do there chores, ” Hey mom I’m going to WII the floor real quick!”

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Oh Snap Batman meets Transformer!

Posted in Uncategorized on August 13, 2008 by alanwade

I was checking out websites and found this gem. Thus bringing up the question…WHY? I will say it looks cool as hell but damn I hope my son doesn’t see it! to see it in hi-res click the picture!

Oh Snap Japanese Water sports!!

Posted in Uncategorized on August 13, 2008 by alanwade

I was just doing my daily stumbling and saw this and thought damn they are wasting a lot of water !!

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